How to tell if you are a high tech redneck:
- If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"
- If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"
- If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop"
- If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson"
- If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a
- cellular phone.
- If your baseball cap read "DEC" instead of "CAT"
- If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined
- If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you
- still don't miss her
- If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on
- If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy"
- If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck,
- tractor, or farm animal
- If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all"